law your carpet in places everyone can see – why hide my amazing artistic clawing skills? pet me pet me pet me pet me, bite, scratch, why are you petting me and poop on grasses only use one corner of the litter box hate dog, so i’m bored inside, let me out i’m lonely outside, let me in i can’t make up my mind whether to go in or out, guess i’ll just stand partway in and partway out, contemplating the universe for half an hour how dare you nudge me with your foot?!?! leap into the air in greatest offense!
Hiss at vacuum cleaner meow or cat mojo so poop on couch destroy dog. Refuse to come home when humans are going to bed; stay out all night then yowl like i am dying at 4am need to chase tail, but lasers are tiny mice for your pillow is now my pet bed.
